Secret Index

This is an index of secret pages. Note that this page is not protected.

You will be asked to authenticate when you click the links below.

If your username has an even number of vowels, you are a member of the Secret Society of the Fish Slappers. Click the link to log in and proceed, or else be attacked by the Github-Heroku attack rabbits.

If your username has an odd number of vowels, you are a member of the Secret Ministerial Department for Theoretical Silly Walk Studies. Click the link to log in and proceed, or else be attacked by the Github-Heroku attack rabbits.